Bust Em Down 5. Island 6. Bands Up 7. Figured It Out 8. Blitz feat. Jessica Dime 9. Flexin feat. Feby Kaboom Bodies Dancing Like Diddy. Next ». Home rnbxclusive Albums get it first! Singles listen Mixtapes listen Advertise with us Contact get in touch. Adele — 30 Deluxe Edition. This is why he got angry and blamed Portuguese for invading which in fact he sold his balls for 20 bananas in the first place.
Aiyoh guys, why y'all want to work? What for, work so hard? Frankly speaking, to become rich in Malaysia, you should try and spend your time looking for a Datuk , and then you tell him that you want the project 'Keep Kepong Clean Campaign' or 'Keep Our Rivers Clean Campaign', etc.
Remember, quickly buy property in Australia, and get your PR there. Important: Make sure the 'Keep Clean Campaign' fails- deliberately fails-so that you can always have more campaigns and more opportunities. Hottest Job: Custom officer please apply now. Play Golf: You can meet a lot of rich Datuks, ministers and businessmen in the golf course. Don't waste time playing other type of sports especially football, sepaktakraw, swimming, etc.
Datuks are obese and weak so they only play golf. So if you don't play golf sorry lah, you have no future. Become an UMNOputra and expect handouts from your clique. J8 Yo, mana boleh dapat duit kopi? Lu kena cari Datuk atau Tan sri. Ada Datuk Tan Sri ada duit kopi, lu orang mesti cepat cepat pi cari Ini zaman semua bayar duit kopi, ACA hari hari cakap tak cukup bukti, Itu government macam cibai puki, Kasi lu tunggu sampai lu mati Melayu, India sama Orang Asli, Semua pun boleh accept duit kopi, Dapat duit kopi, semua orang happy, Malaysia ini sangat harmony Chorus Tolong jangan buang sampah di sini, Banyak sampah tourist tak mau mari, Tak ada tourist, tak ada money.
Duit kopi, lagi third world mentality, Mana boleh ada Vision twenty-twenty Today's world all pay coffee money, ACA Anti Corruption Agency everyday talk talk not enough evidence, That government just like cibai puki pussy , Let you wait till you die Malays, Chinese, India and indigenous, All also can accept coffee money, Get coffee money, everyone's happy, Malaysia is very harmony Chorus Please don't throw rubbish here, A lot rubbish tourist doesn't want to come, No tourist, no money.
Coffee money, more third world mentality, Can't have a Vision twenty-twenty Most Malaysians nowadays, do not opt for bribery. Although I cannot deny a small group of people who are doing this.
In the years to come, Malaysians will be corruption-free. Weird things is for many people here even the government minister they didn't think bribery is a corruption as it didn't giving harmful to anyone.
Most probably. And several other questionable substances as well, if his pathetic idealism is anything to judge by. The only reason that people join the anti-corruption agencies is because it's very easy to get bribe money since their sole purpose is to find people who offer bribes this is not just in Malaysia, BTW, it's the same in all other countries as well.
The same scenario is applicable to Malaysian politicians, as their sole purpose to join politics is to get rich from bribes. They are the very same politicians who set-up the anti-corruption agencies to disguise their crookedness.
There have been many high-profile cases where people are obviously guilty, but somehow these investigations just disappear. The attitude of "hangat-hangat tahi ayam" applies to every high-profile cases, where they are remembered for up to a few days old and then forgotten ever since. The government wants to pretend that Malaysia is sorrying rich and developed.
If Malaysia have so much money, why the hell is the road still full of potholes and government building roofs still leaking? Get your sorrying priorities straight. He is going there to do many ground-breaking research that will bring great benefits towards cancer research such as: ; u e8 J" g8 m9 i, tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb Try to make Teh Tarik Literally translated as pulled tea in zero gravity Eating a Durian in zero gravity sorry up the toilets in the ISS Remember, Malaysians don't flush and don't use toilet paper Try to toss Roti Canai in space Play traditional games such as gasing a top , layang-layang kite , congkat stupid weird game in space Play yo-yo "Eureka I can throw it upwards!
I bet the NASA didn't know that lol". Placing liquid on a spoon "Whoah it sticks! I made a new discovery! Fasting for only 10 minutes at a time. Lucky bastard Celebrating Hari Raya at least 5 times during the entire period in space. Bringing a Malaysian flag to space and shitting all over it. Brought a Quran to space Bringing a bomb and shouting Jihad in space. Chinese or Indian people are not welcome. Even if they participate win they will not get publicity. You decide. One in a Million - Another talent contest meant for hookers, dickgirls and fags.
It still sucks. Consists of retards embarrassing themselves in front of the TV. The latest hip reality show on TV Contains many advice on how to act like a typical Malay citizen of Malaysia.
Diari Ramadan Rempit - Drama about a Mat Rempit starving himself during the day and doing motorcycle stunts at night. Story ends with him marrying 6 wifes and 2 mistresses. Malaysian Idol -Reality singing show in Malaysia. Starring three judges. Siman, a Taiwanes douche bag who makes fun of Mat Rempit. Palua, an anorexic slut. Rundi, the overwieght indonesian minority of the group.
Service sucks and it doesn't have dedicated porn channels. A nice innocent message, "Service is unavailable" pops up when it rains or when Badawi did something stupid, followed by screams from disgruntled customers.
The only channel that shows movies with uncensored sex scenes. The closest Malaysians viewers can get to porn. Kartoon Network - The channel filled with kiddie porn.
National Geographic - This is where sick bastards watches animals having sex at 10pm Wednesday adverstisements between and Star World - Low quality, censored american porn is shown here. This is a sing-along channel, where faggots and dykes sing just like animals having sex. AniMax - The only channel Chinese under 20 watch. Introducing the first full service channel dedicated to all things Xylophone. Al Jazeera All Access news channel for terrorist.
Dont miss "Bomb Building with Sa'id" on Fridays. Tourists are welcome. Nashid - Arab cosplay festival. Mat Rempit Talent Show - Absolutely free, you gather along highways and watch Malays race each other on their motorbikes until dawn or the police comes for coffee money.
Backalley party - Hang out with a bunch of Malay teenagers getting high on drugs and butt sex. Products Manufactured in MalaysiaBelow are the products manufactured in Malaysia and the recognition it received from the World. Broadband speeds now up to 35Kbps as of Provide the safest internet service in Malaysia - as long as your PC is NOT connected to the internet, it is relatively safe.
Kepala Sa-weed - yes, it literally meant "weed head". Malaysia have been ranked the top weed producing country in Asia. Telecommunications in Malaysia tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 d U. The company offers very very stable and high speed connection to users by offering just ringgit a month it seems. The services of the company however sucks. You want to make a complain, ok lah , they call you to wait wait wait and then they'll say, tanya ini tanya itu.
Malaysia Broadband Boleh! However, as he did not heed the warning, it caused the Taiwan 7. Slowmyx was affected and TMwait was rendered useless.
All these while Malaysians were accustomed to the less than 1Mbps you know- lah what you see in advertisements are for cuci mata saja concept. Speed really kills leh!! All the staff became very fiery when they talk but kao beh kao bu-lah all the kbkb talk makes Malaysians very angry. Lag Lag Lag. Now disconnect!
This caused a very serious problem in the telecommunication industry as they needed to stop the bad publicity kiasu that other ppl find out how Slowmyx performs. As the riots continued, the Super Saiyan staff start to use all their power to pacify the rioting Malaysians.
All they did was show the Sea Dragon King's mugshot on the gigantic plasma screen outside of their premises almost inch wo.. This caused the users to be misled and my oh my, the President of TM Megacorp comes back but finds that he needs a quick fix for the problem. All he can do is pray. Suddenly, he have a bright idea.
He wants to declare war on Sea Dragon King as he caused so much trouble for his company. Then, they sent a spy nicknamed Hoi Guai sea turtle to infiltrate the Kingdom. Wow, he saw many sculptures of Pots, Pans, Stoves and also many building in the shape of Corell Reeves artificial Coral Reef like tyre,ship, etc lah. He also found out that they have power in the sea.
He tried to test Kryptonite on the inhabitants of the Kingdom but they were seemingly unaffected by it. After he reported back to TM Megacorp, the President had to throw out all plans by his committee except for Mr Raju's plan. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Other.
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